Pop Icon Britney Spears revealed today that there is a singular item of clothing that she refuses to wear. I can imagine that millions of fans were hoping that the answer to this teasing revelation was ‘panties’, and were left disappointed when their collective hopes were dashed. However, a significant segment of the male foot fetish population was left disppointed to hear that Ms. Spears flatly refuses to wear socks.

The significance of this revelation is tied to the well-known fact that Britney has stinky feet. Yes, millions of men are turned on by the fact that the Britney in the school girl uniform has smelly feet because they would love nothing more than having Britney kick off her heels and put her warm soles and stinky toes on their face.